sorryyourheinous asked a question
How’s the firewood situation looking, JP?
Well know that you mention it, I spent a few quality hours with the wood splitter! That’s oak, boo yah!
Free firewood for the taking! Lake Shore Drive and Cornelia. Bring a gas-powered chainsaw or Lopper! Free shit.
Menstrual Tramps, Burn Fucker Burn
Had a fire pit last night, I assume probably the last one this fall. White Russians, dirty martinis and s’mores abounded. And Laurie Incognito and I fell off the wagon and picked up some smokes: Camel Crushes. It was a goddamn blast.
Am in the backyard burning some birch and red oak from Brainerd and I just noticed that here in the city the night sky is blue and you can’t see shit for stars. Pining for Minnesota I think. Thinking of that skyway song by the Replacements.
Holy crap, same crew is back today at Kedzie and Addison (by the White Castle). Taking down another tree. They offered me more - I declined. This is a live tree - I have plenty of wood I need to age and dry out. But FYI! Get your ass over here and scam some firewood!
Two year old dead tree getting taken down right now, just north of Kedzie and Addison! (Right by the White Castle!) Free firewood, burnable this fall! Hurry! Free shit!
Organized my firewood in the garage today. The black garbage bin at the back is filled with cords, as well. Christ, I need a job.
Sometimes you just need to treat yourself nice. May I present to you the Fiskars Titanium Power-Lever 30” Bypass Lopper. Fuck yeah!
