The Vandals, Failure is the Best Revenge
Kayaker drowns after run-in with swan
Family members said Hensley worked for North Barrington-based Knox Swan and Dog LLC, which places the birds at ponds to control large goose populations. The company also uses dogs to chase geese away from area ponds, grassy properties and golf courses. A company spokesman could not be reached for comment.
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The Vandals, Shi’ite Punk
Appeals court affirms order blocking Oklahoma sharia law ban
A federal appeals court has upheld a ruling that blocked the implementation of an Oklahoma law barring judges from considering international or Islamic law in their decisions.
I went to Tulsa once. I am not surprised Oklahoma tried this.
The Vandals, So Long, Farewell
Sears to close 100 to 120 Kmart, Sears stores
Just two weeks after Gov. Pat Quinn signed tax-break legislation aimed at keeping Hoffman Estates-based Sears Holdings Corp. from leaving Illinois, the retailer announced it would shut down between 100 and 120 Sears and Kmart stores.
The corporations will save us! Unless of course, they don’t.
Just in case you haven’t already legally purchased or - let us just say questionably obtained - the Greatest Christmas Album ever made, here are all 13 songs of the Vandals’ classic Oi to the World! for your perusal. Videos for all after the jump:
The Vandals, Christmas Time for My Penis
Wheeling man in ‘erectile pump’ case getting treatment
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A man from northwest suburvban Wheeling who pleaded guilty in Rhode Island to shipping unwanted penis enlargers to diabetes patients as part of a Medicare fraud scheme has been given permission to visit Michigan for mental health treatment.
The Vandals, Complain
Oooh, we have an earthquake! Ooh, we have a hurricane! Ooh, we have snow!
Shut the fuck up.
The Vandals, Shi’ite Punk
Iran behind alleged terrorist plot, U.S. says
U.S. officials on Tuesday accused elements of the Iranian government of plotting to assassinate the Saudi ambassador to Washington, allegations that aggravated the tense relationship between the United States and the Islamic Republic.
And Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!
The Vandals, Pizza Train
Cops: Woman, son went out for pizza after letting relative die
A woman and her son are accused of refusing to help their 70-year-old relative after she fell on the floor, and police say the pair went out for pizza when she died two days later instead of calling authorities.
John Pseudonym no longer recommends Manzo’s at 3210 West Irving Park Road in Chicago. They are dead to me.
