Boris the Sprinkler, (My Baby Put Me In The) Penalty Box
Just heard hockey is back on. Didn’t know it was off.
Boris the Sprinkler, (My Baby Put Me In The) Penalty Box
Just heard hockey is back on. Didn’t know it was off.
Boris the Sprinkler, I Fell
I woke up this morning and found out I fell back an hour last night!
Boris the Sprinkler, Rock n’ Roll (Gary Glitter)
LONDON (Reuters) - British police arrested convicted sex offender and former pop star Gary Glitter on Sunday as part of an investigation into allegations of child sex abuse by the late BBC presenter Jimmy Savile, media said.
Boris the Sprinkler, Shave It
Shaving off the Minnesota beard today! One week is enough, it’s time to re-enter civilized society. Besides, I discovered it is no longer red. It makes me feel like more of a geezer than I already am.
Alone in a party on a Saturday night with a lady I met in the can
She said she didn’t know if she was feeling all right cause she talked to the Barbasol man
And he said
Shave it! You know I crave it!
Boris the Sprinkler, Your Stupid Pants
Green Day singer ejected from flight over pants
Green Day rocker Billie Joe Armstrong has complained that he was booted from a Southwest Airlines flight in Oakland, California, because of the way he wore his pants.
Green Day and their pants suck.
Boris the Sprinkler, Your Stupid Pants
I just fixed my pants! The button fell off and I was totally able to sew it back on. Hell yeah! Normally I am like Huck Finn with a needle, but with a better musical soundtrack.
Boris the Sprinkler, Anarchy Bob at the Mayo Clinic
What better way to contribute to the debate about anarchism than to write a punk acapella song about a guy who will stop at nothing to get his semen donations to the Mayo Clinic on time? Part three of my anarchy theme.
Boris the Sprinkler, There Ain’t No Pabst in Tijuana
Last night I verified that there is Pabst in Chicago. I verified often.
The Meatmen, Drugs and Masturbation
This is a fun track. The Meatmen - whom I will see tomorrow night at Memories - doing a cover of a Boris the Sprinkler tune. Ah. Best of both worlds.
