Out of Step
I can't keep up/I can't keep up/I can't keep up. Out of step with the world. ~ Minor Threat I am a geezer. I like a bunch of the old punk, I like some of the new punk, and I like to talk about the punk I like. I am probably too old for tumblr, so kiss my ass if you can't take a joke.
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Boris the Sprinkler, Your Stupid Pants

Green Day singer ejected from flight over pants
Green Day rocker Billie Joe Armstrong has complained that he was booted from a Southwest Airlines flight in Oakland, California, because of the way he wore his pants.

Green Day and their pants suck.

  5:20 pm  |   September 3 2011   |  3 notes  

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Boris the Sprinkler, Your Stupid Pants

I just fixed my pants! The button fell off and I was totally able to sew it back on. Hell yeah! Normally I am like Huck Finn with a needle, but with a better musical soundtrack.

  11:51 am  |   August 9 2011   |  3 notes  

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Boris the Sprinkler, Anarchy Bob at the Mayo Clinic

What better way to contribute to the debate about anarchism than to write a punk acapella song about a guy who will stop at nothing to get his semen donations to the Mayo Clinic on time? Part three of my anarchy theme.

  12:07 am  |   July 29 2011   |  3 notes  

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Boris the Sprinkler, There Ain’t No Pabst in Tijuana

Last night I verified that there is Pabst in Chicago. I verified often.

  10:47 am  |   May 31 2011   |  12 notes  

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The Meatmen, Drugs and Masturbation

This is a fun track. The Meatmen - whom I will see tomorrow night at Memories - doing a cover of a Boris the Sprinkler tune. Ah. Best of both worlds.

  10:54 pm  |   April 28 2011  

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Boris the Sprinkler, Got2Fuc2Day

What more can I say? From their fantastic album Suck.

  11:29 am  |   April 16 2011  

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Circle Jerks, Behind the Door

Chicago is going to have a high of 68 today! So I am going to use the heat gun on the door frame to the house this afternoon - the first step my six-step trim renovation plan - so I can use Citristrip, stain and varnish in the Spring. So I’ll be blasting the classic Group Sex album to keep me focused. And since it’s only 15 minutes long, I will probably have time to listen to Boris the Sprinkler’s Group Sex and Manic Hispanic’s Grupo Sexo, as well.

  8:32 am  |   November 22 2010   |  6 notes  

Boris the Sprinkler, (She Digs My) New Wave Records

Just had a date and I feel exactly like this!

  10:53 pm  |   May 5 2010   |  1 note  

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Boris the Sprinkler, Motherfucker Are You Ready to Rock?

A few weeks ago I posted some Boris the Sprinkler but they deserve more space. Rev. Norb thinks he is Paul Harvey or a carnival barker so most albums start with a crazy extended intro like this one, but the song at the end of the track matches its title and is worth the wait. I adore this crazy cheesehead band.

  10:50 am  |   May 4 2010  

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Boris the Sprinkler, Purple Vulcan Hot Rod

Boris the Sprinkler is the greatest pop-punk band to ever come out of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Rev. Norb is the lead singer and completely bat-shit insane. One of the founders of geek punk, his songs are funny and composed of obscure pop culture references: see “Don’t Really Want to Walk to Taco Bell Without You”, “Ickey Shazam,” and “Your Stupid Pants”. They played at Insubordination Fest last fall and I hope that means more geezer shows are forthcoming.

  9:14 am  |   April 3 2010   |  1 note  

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