"D.R.I. is about to fly into cities across the country and play shows without any crew. We need temporary roadies to help in the cities we are about to play. Here is your chance to roadie for the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles. This is serious; there will be some real work. You must be SOBER and could be asked to drive locally. You will not get paid, but you will get into the show for free. You’ll get a free shirt and free soft drinks (no beer, must be sober!). Plus, you get to hang out with some imbeciles."
Full details on how to apply can be found here.